Earlier today , my desk looked vaguely like a paper factory threw up on it. No lie. I have mad tree-killing abilities, I guess. Tree killing is a particularly sucky Super Power to have though, because I hate killing anything, especially trees. Anyway, people keep shoveling their print jobs at me and I keep smiling and telling [...]
Archive for June, 2009
Business Casual
Posted in Girlie Complaining, Various and Sundry, tagged business casual lipgloss on June 10, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The Wronged Party? Whoa.
Posted in Various and Sundry, tagged affairs, betrayed by spouse and friend, husband cheated on me with my best friend, the other woman on June 9, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
So, the not-so-lovely Miss Nikki feels as though she was the wronged party in all the affair nonsense with my husband. No, I’m not kidding. She feels as though I have ruined her life because I didn’t ask for a divorce when my marriage was suffering or because I didn’t just DIE to get out [...]
Pity Party
Posted in Girlie Complaining on June 5, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Have you ever had one of those days when you’re practically positive the whole world is conspiring against you? That you’re not smart enough, thin enough, good enough? When you keep up the self-talk that makes you feel even worse, and knowing it makes you feel worse, you do it anyway? And then end up feeling [...]
Can I Get My Bailout in One Lump Sum?
Posted in Girlie Complaining on June 3, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
How does one go about begging the US of A for money when he/she has grossly mismanaged his/her funds? I mean, if I take a whole bunch of days off of work and can’t pay the cable company, isn’t that basically the same thing as big industry making more cars than they can sell and [...]