Today at lunch (another lonely luncheon spent without Denise), I went to tan my arse. I asked for 20 minutes, thinking this would kill enough time to keep me out of stores and thereby keeping my wallet fatter.
No. Such. Luck.
After tanning I still had 25 minutes left! Apparently traffic was just rockin’ today, because I [...]
Archive for March, 2008
Store Spitter
Posted in Girlie Complaining on March 27, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Showdown in the Dressing Room
Posted in Weight Watchers Journey on March 26, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
doo-wee-ooo-wee-ooo……wah-wah-waaaah (from the Good, the Bad and the Ugly)
In light of my recent financial windfall, I figured I should spend a couple bucks and buy some pants that don’t fall down every time I take a step. I’ve mentioned before that hitching up your britches this frequently simply cannot be construed as sexy. No way. [...]
Bonus, Bonus, BoNUS!
Posted in Various and Sundry on March 26, 2008 | 1 Comment »
(chanted to the tune of some kind of cha-cha)
So, as much as I was bent out of shape about the bonuses this year A. being $1500 less than last year and B. being screwed up and paid out over two separate paychecks, in true “Jami-is-so-lucky” fashion, I ended up with MORE money in my pocket [...]
Does this Bonus Make My Ass Look Big?
Posted in Various and Sundry on March 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I’m just kidding! Everyone knows that oodles of money is very slimming – oodles of money is the new black! And now that my company got my bonus figured out, and is actually paying me on Friday, I’m feeling both rich AND thin!
Oh Almighty Dollar, thank you! You have answered my prayers!!! (even if you aren’t worth [...]
Bringing Sexy Back
Posted in Things to Ponder, Various and Sundry on March 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I saw this a few days ago and honestly, I didn’t actually realize “sexy” had ever gone away. However, I’m relieved to know Charlie Brown is going to bring it back. What’s life without “sexy?”
Hmmm. I wonder where “sexy” goes when it leaves?
Ranting About Religious Holidays
Posted in Girlie Complaining on March 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Christianity has run amok, I think.
I went to Target yesterday, hoping to buy a few fruits and veggies because I was OUT of anything fresh. I got to the store and they were closed. CLOSED! With not even a sign in the windows telling anyone why. Like everyone on the North American continent even KNOWS it’s Easter? [...]
Holy Moly, I Heart Contractors!
Posted in Gratitude on March 20, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Maybe, just maybe, I’m back. Because today while I was covering the front desk at work, my building got innundated with contractors. And what a flirting bunch THEY were.
No matter how homely a girl can feel, leave it to a bunch of contractors to make her feel like a gorgeous sex kitten.
Meeeeow, baby.
Possessed by the Devil…
Posted in Various and Sundry on March 20, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
… or maybe the spirit of a former high school cheerleader…
Today, a tech-type came to my office to repair one of these guy’s computer monitor. So, feeling rather frisky, I sent an instant message to his cubicle neighbor saying, “Hey. I didn’t know James had a dog.”
Yeah, I know, juvenile and mean. And in light of how ugly [...]
When do I get to just stop caring?
Posted in Various and Sundry on March 19, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I…just…cannot…deal.
Yesterday was plain bad, and today isn’t shaping up to be much better. My “adoring” spouse has evacuated himself to the country house, apparently to escape the work and worries of every day, leaving me here alone to handle the messes he’s made in our lives. I’m swimming in an ocean of debt and worry and [...]
Ugly Day
Posted in Girlie Complaining on March 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I am having an ugly day. And hating my hair, which up until today I loved. I want it to be long again and I’m suffering major hair-envy every time a woman with long locks passes me by. There is nothing worse in my book than feeling undesireable, de-feminized and not-sexy.
I honest to goodness want to [...]
